Ke$ha Loves Unicorns and Rainbows

"No mythological creatures were harmed in the making of this video"

Who else was not so surprised at Ke$ha's new music video Blow? I mean, as soon as I saw Ke$ha-Blow.. I was thinking 'Kla$$ic Ke$ha'...

-Video starts off with the quote from on top.. and I am thinking... mythological creatures? what in the world is Ke$ha gonna do.. that krazy girl..

-Some sort of white wine or champagne is being poured for Miss Ke$ha.

-"So I grab the bear by throat," says Ke$ha as she is sitting in a plush chair, she continues to two unicorns (yes yes, I know, WTF?!) "and I said, 'Bear, you have till the count of zero to put some pants on and apologize to the president'. And um, that's the story of how I was elected to the parliament of Uzbekistan." Now dear Ke$ha.. my parentals come from Uzbekistan.. I know for a fact that they 'elected' you because they were either A: out of their mind. and/or B: drunk.. considering this... bear was not wearing any pants.

-Carrying on...

-Ke$ha: (giggles) DANCE!

-Music begins

-Basically this unicorn waiter offers Ke$ha a piece of cheese that someone purchased for her and he points to the man who bought her this... offering. I don't really know what's happening.. since when do we flirt by buying cheese?

-Ke$ha looks over to see who bought her the cheese and she recognizes the man.

-She eats the cheese.

-I must say, when she puts the cheese into her mouth, I got a glimpse of her fingernails... wayyyy bedazzled.. I like!

-The man and Ke$ha both stand up at the same time... I'm assuming something's about to go down.

-Um.. camera shoots Ke$ha licking a unicorn.. this is getting way too freaky for me.

-Man and Ke$ha are walking to each other in super slow-mo

-Unicorn is drinking champagne.. what a nice party.

-Ke$ha is way too bedazzled. There's another scene where she's wearing a black shiny leotard with shoes that have big bow-ties on them. I can't even begin to explain her jewelry.. but that's Ke$ha for ya. But at least she looks washed and cleaned, no?

-Unicorns are dancing...

-One unicorn has a nose ring and an eye-patch.. that got me laughing.

-Ke$ha, while having her hair up in a bun, lets her hair loose, still walking to Man.

-Man gets a comb from his pocket and begins to brushhis hair while walking to Ke$ha.

-In front of man, Ke$ha walks up to a unicorn and begins to make out with it... What the hell is going on..

-oh FYI! she makes out with eye-patch-nose ring unicorn.

-Man, out of jealousy I'm assuming, rips off his sleeves. He also rips off his jacket.. Little note there Mr. Unknown Man... you could have just taken off your jacket like a normal dude, you know that, right?

-Ke$ha sways a little, she's apparently dancing.

-Man begins to grind the air.. that's his way of dancing... Geez, can someone please get these two dancing lessons?

-Ke$ha reaches into her dress and pulls out her bra and smirks at Man.

-Man also reaches into his shirt and pulls out his bra... I'm not so sure he's a man now..

-Ke$ha is just as confused as I am.

-The two finally have reached each other.. Wow, that was a long walk.

-"Well, well, well," Ke$ha says, "if it isn't James Vander Douche." (NICE, Ke$h!!)

-"I do not appreciate you slanderbeaking my name Ke-dollar sign-ha." Wowww... James Van der Douche.. I like you already!

-"Thank you for the snack," Ke$ha bats her eyelashes, "it was quite delicious."

-"My pleasure." Good lord.. just make out already.

-"Was that Muenster cheese tickling my taste buds?" Ke$ha asks.

-"Of course... Muenster is like edible lactose gold," James Douchey says. Does anyone know what in the world is he talking about?

-"Agreed," Apparently Ke$ha does, "Shall we dance?"

-"Let's."

-James Douchy and Ke-dollar sign-Ha part their ways.

-Alright. James pulls out a gun and begins to fire.. Ke$ha ducks and pulls out TWO guns and fires. Whenever a unicorn is hit, rainbows shine out. This is so entertaining.

-A lot of unicorns are getting killed.

-YEAH! Ke$ha shoots James in theshoulder and then walks over to him.

-"Truce?" James asks.

-"Nay," Ke$ha points the gun to his head.

-Next scene you see a wonderful taxidermy of James while Ke$ha and a bunch of unicorns are laughing hysterically.

Interesting video.. interesting song. I don't really know what to say about it. At least Ke$ha showered for it, though.