Today, Jenny from the block released her new music video for her new single: On The Floor featuring Pitbull. I heard the song when it first came out and yeah, I like it because there's a bit of that Brazilian song Lambada in it and that used to be a childhood favorite of mine. But the music video... I don't get it. Now here's what I do with music videos... I make a basic retelling of what happened:
Oh wait.. and by the way, was it just me or did i see a bunch of product placement ads in the music video? No?
-JLo and some guy pulls up in a BMW (AD!!!) and JLo gets out in a really cute outfit: hoodie, leather jacket, and probably jeans? She had a look on her face like she was about to murder someone... or on a mission. Whichever one you pick. I like the murder one.
-she opens up a Swarovski (AH-HA! AD numero dos!) box and you see her putting on some bedazzled looking earrings that makes Edward Cullen's shine look oily.
-JLo's changed? I don't know what's happening. She apparently changed pretty quickly into a big yellow dress with her hair all Marge from The Simpsons and she's sitting on a couch.
-Pitbull: JAYLO! and he's sitting on some sort of a throne? I'm getting the assumption JLo is a queen and he's the king of the dance floor?
-Pitbull muttering some spanish because that's what he always does. Senor Pitbull, don't assume we all know Spanish...
-There's some kind of weird party going on with people's arms flaring out.. dunno.. i've never been to that kind of party.
-oh didn't realize it... Pitbull while sitting on his throne has ALMOST naked girls dancing next to him in gold bikinis.. DEFINITELY have not been to that kind of party.
-um.. someone's face is covered in green glitter? ha.. JLo, can you invite me to this party?
-Jenny's also wearing a silver looking suit that looks like britney's toxic outfit
-People are dancing... that's not new.
-Okay, finally plot's changing.. the JLo that looked like she was about to kill someone comes back now.. she took off her jacket and hoodie.. she's wearing a belly shirt?
-As she creeps onto the floor, the Queen JLo looks down upon the dance floor and is wondering something.. probably 'why the hell does she look like me?'
-Pitbull finally takes off his sunglasses that seem glued onto his face and looks down also... probably turned on.
-Dancer Murderous JLo gets onto a table and starts.. yep you guessed it, dancing! oh and she's not wearing a belly shirt. more like a bra and a shrug.
-Queen Jenny looks intimidated and jealous.. someone who looks just like her is stealing her scene..
-King Pitbull looks turned on.. that hasn't changed.
-Some sort of whiskey (couldn't see the brand) is being poured for Queen JLo (AD!!)
-Of course the camera had to show us Dancer Serial Killer JLo's butt.. because we have missed it after all these years...
-Queenie JLo.. i don't know... looks like SHES the serial killer or she's just plain amused.
-Pitbull finally raps his weird raps... nothing to talk about that.
-Dancing continuesss... Queen still looks amused.
-Music finishes. Um. Yeah.
So Dancer JLo was on a mission to dance in front of Queen JLo? I don't really know.. the song's good though.
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